Converse: All The Stories are True
Chucks have been witness to a lot over the past 100 years, and continue to be today. True stories that are almost too unbelievable and unexpected to believe. But all the stories are indeed true. Because Chuck Taylors - and the people who wear them - don't need to make anything up.
When you live that way, the truth is far more interesting than fiction. This is the way people have always worn Chucks and always will. We want to leave people with this feeling: "I hope people say that about me one day."
That mattress pile was the real hero of this story. All the stories are true.
Pro tip: Don't have random things in your pockets when you go to the airport. All the stories are true.